Friday, November 30, 2007

The shave off

One the columnists in the AFR said that the true tragedy of Movember was that guys shaved just as their efforts were reaching their prime. I can only agree. But Jo doesn't. Cheers to everyone who supported Movember. Movember raised $7.5 million last year and I suspect this year will top that. See you next year, maybe :).




Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Poor guy...

"Ok I had an accident when triming my moustache for Movember and end up looking like a fat, bald, ginga(my mo has alot of ginga if you can’t tell from the pic) version of Hitler.

I took this photo before I decided to shave it off completely, will try again next year!"



Sunday, November 25, 2007

Help fight discrimonation...

From the extensive wikipedia entry for Moustache.

"In August 2007, following a widely publicised case in which the United States upheld a trial lawyer's right to veto a juror on upper-lip hair alone, The American Moustache Institute, a U.S. pressure group launched a campaign to counter prejudice against their members."

I feel their pain.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Living with facial hair

Three good things about living with a mo.

1. Being able to stroke my mo. I find it aids the thinking process and reminds me why I need a pet. Probably a Creatonotus gangis or hairy caterpillar.
2. My Movember rewards card. So far I've saved zero dollars but it still looks cool in my wallet.
3. No longer needing to shave everyday. Shaving is only good value if your time is worth nothing.

Three bad things about living with a mo.

1. My gf no longer finds my rugged good looks appealing. In the 1880s, Rudyard Kipling wrote of a woman who complained that being kissed by a man who did not wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt. Unfortunately they seem to be out of mo wax at Coles.
2. The stares of the gormless. The laughing, the tears, and those cruel eyes studying you.
3. A new grown mo can require some delicate trimming. Some hairs seem keen to defy gravity. Can be disturbing to the casual observer.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Shave back reveals infant mo















Unfortunately the Significant Other doesn't share my appreciation of the infant mo. There was a lot of wailing 'oh no, oh no, oh no!' and bribes, 'I have $X in my account right now, please shave it all' etc etc. But I'm not a quitter and I perceive the potential for greatness.